NFC Power Rankings Week 5

I know that I skipped a week or two or three. I have several excuses so if you want to hear them shoot me an e-mail. If not then quit whining and enjoy the official power rankings...

1. Dallas (5-0) - I'm one who turned it off and went to bed, this looks to be the best the NFC has to offer
2. Green Bay (4-1) - Maybe the refs didn't get the memo, this is Ol'#4's last year so they have to go 19-0.
   
3. Arizona (3-2) - beat Pitt, lost 2 close games and revived with Warner
   
4. Washington (3-1) - just happy they killed the Lions
   
5. New York (3-2) - OOOOH, a 3 game win streak, LOOK OUT!
6. Seattle (3-2) - beat Cincy, but that just gets them a ranking above Carolina
   
7. Tampa Bay (3-2) - has anybody called He Hate Me yet?
8. Carolina (3-2) - unimpressive but still above .500
   
9. Detroit (3-2) - most points allowed in NFC (and they even played the Vikings)
10. Chicago (2-3) - nice road win, be sure to send a gift basket to James Jones and Favre
    
11. San Francisco (2-3) - raise your hand if you knew Trent Dilfer was still in the league
    
12. Minnesota (1-3) - a 1 week non-losing streak heading into Bear week
    
13. Philadelphia (1-3) - ranked below MN cause it is my freaking blog
    
14. Atlanta (1-4) - Hey, the team we beat got a win, YAY!
    
15. St. Louis (0-5) - there is always next year
    
16. New Orleans (0-4) - I thought they'd be bad, but this is ugly